#1

Here it is the #1 plugger of the year! Faint praise.

Proving that with my poor arithmetic skills, I will never be a Plugger.
Reed Hoover, Natch.





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 Actually most registers today do all the math work. The hard part comes when the cashier has to count out the change. The chain drug store I recently retired from has a device that dispenses the correct coinage, cashier just has to count out the dollars shown on the screen & some even have problems with that.

Anyway Everyone have a Happy & Healthy & Safe 2105

Anyway, I bet no one was sad to see you go.

Why? Why does that make me a plugger?

So I am a plugger if my birthday is in December? Stupid. The plugger in this strip is the one giving the joint Christmas birthday gift, that is some plugger shit for sure.

What do you get the lady chicken who has everything?




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Obviously these are going to be a shit storm of plugger sadness and useless information.
I've included a selection.

January 5th here. My parents couldn’t afford two sets of presents within two weeks, so I never got much of anything for my birthday. I learned not to celebrate my birthday, which puzzles my wife of 37 years to no end.

…i also get my license plate changed in december, too

Guess I’m a Plugger after all.

No kidding! Mine is Jan. 4, and when I was a kid, my aunt and grandmother would send me a Christmas card, and a note on it said, “this is for your birthday, too.” I’ve always threatened to do a “Queen Elizabeth,” and celebrate in June or July, as my “official” birthday, just like the Queen does. As is, it’s VERY unfair!

My dad’s birthday was three days after Christmas

Mine is 15 days before Christmas. My parents always seemed to make it work when I was a kid. My sister and I pretty much got the same amount of presents for birthdays and Christmas (hers is in June). I guess my parents were good at planning ahead. Nowadays I am lucky if anyone REMEMBERS I have a birthday (tho’ my husband always does)

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My birthday is close to election day. Sometimes I get what I want for my birthday, sometimes not. This year was mostly good, two and six years ago, mostly not so good…

I was born on Dec 26th 1971. My brother was born on Dec 26th, 1968. He’s three years older than me to the day.

Having a Boxing Day birthday has one big advantage: I’ve never had to work or go to school on my birthday, ever. However, it also has several disadvantages. I’ve never had a birthday party, birthday cake (after Christmas nobody wants to even think about cake), or even a birthday present I could trust (did they just hold a Christmas gift back?). Also, not having to work also means nobody else has to either. That meant waiting an extra day to get my driver’s license, liquor ID, and many other rites of passage. And finally, sharing my birthday with my brother just plain sucked. One’s birthday is supposed to be “their” day, when they can feel special, a least in their own family. I had to share my “special” birthday with an older sibling, one who was not particularly pleased with sharing “his” day with me, either…

I call foul. Being a plugger is a choice lifestyle. Not something forced on you from birth. If that was the case every single person ever born in late December is a plugger.

What is the statute of limitations of shit Pluggers can get smug about? Laurence Welk was cancelled in 1971, and was in syndication until 1982. PBS seemed to run it for a while after that but the point is that little cub is maybe or 8 or 9 years old (whats that in boy bear years)?

I also just assume Pluggers love American Idol. Perhaps its just the chance to bore the shit out of younger people with your claims.

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If we could just get the music, my wife would love to watch the show but we have to occasionally listen to the ‘Great Musicman’ speak and for some reason, it just grates on my wife’s nerves. So, we don’t watch the show ! ! !

Lawrence Welk put out hundreds of records, also mute buttons.
I shouldn't have to tell you this shit Plugger.

Menage a woof

Holy shit.

My usual method for finding pluggers to blog about is just to randomly choose one from the past year and go with it. But today I ended up all of the way back in 2001 (hence the Black and white) and this appeared.

It really, really shows the fucked up nature of animals starring in this strip and owning pets. From one angle there is no joke here at all. If we can be ok with a bear fucking a kangaroo is a threeway with a dog really so different?

I think we are supposed to know the dog is a pet because he is above the covers and sleeping nude. (Pluggers always wear PJ's naturally)



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Hey, that happens at MY house, all the time!

Once a plugger, always a plugger

I almost don’t want to say anything, the lack of a joke is just writing itself.

Instead focus on that dude cleaning under this cadavers fingers.

Once a plugger, always a plugger.

Also what kind of terrible fucking mortician would say that to a grieving widow at the funeral, right next to the coffin.

Once a plugger, Always a plugger.

This is also one of those ones that I wonder how much Brookins came up with and how much the submitter. In this case Dave Mclane of Clarion Pennsylvania. Did he just submit “once a plugger, always a plugger”? or was there a sketch? Or a description of a hard working mortician having to clean a grubby pluggers body.

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This is another one where I have to include two comments. Please note the top commenters name.

Luv Them Pluggers said:

I never understood those folks who bury Grandpa wearing his glasses. Do we really need them in heaven? I thought we got brand new everything, if we’d been good. oh, oh…

Saucy 1121 said: 

@LuvThemPluggers 

Usually glasses are removed before the casket is closed. Left on for the viewing since most people were used to seeing the deceased that way. Funeral home will give them to the family or pass them on to a charity.

Your grandfather is going to hell, but at least his glasses will go to charity.

Classic. so classic. Depressing, talk of a senior discount, a young person who doesn't know what they are talking about, a lone plugger making his own funeral arrangements.

Usually they try to add some humour, but here its just a big plate of sadness. Maybe Corpus and sons is an attempt at a joke?

Makes you miss a Facebook pun.



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Bit of a tiff broke out.

Matt  
You’re a plugger if you’re a death-obsessed tightwad.

curmudgeon68 
@Matt
Stick it where the sun never shines, you humorless ___.

As always, pluggers is keeping it light.

You love to cook, and you love recipes. For years you have collected them and lovingly organized them in cute little matching boxes. So many memories and warm times.

Well guess what? Your days are numbered. You will die before you get through them.
Fit in what you can, but just know the dark hand of the reaper is coming.

They don't call them the funny pages for nothing folks.

Also the idea of Henrietta eating an omelette is pretty fucking grim.





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I’ve seen women with literally hundreds of cook books and they never cook. Their husbands are angry about it.

Note taken Jay, note taken. 

Reed Hoover- King Plugger

I think this is the moment I went too deep.
I had to google who Reed Hoover was, it seemed familiar but I assumed it was some sort of Paul Harvey/Dear Abby thing, but no, no Reed Harvey is the king plugger. He has has over 200 Pluggers published!

So many stamps.

I wish this had been submitted by Reed himself.
Here is a story from the Dallas morning news about him, I mean if you are really bored.

First you are born, then you die.

Because giving up is what makes you are real plugger.

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Unca Jim said, about 21 hours ago
Ah….Home-made bread..equals starch, which equals sugar, which equals an extra shot of insulin, which rebounds with the sweats and the shakes, and floating white spots, and..and…and……but it waz WORTH it !!
.
You might want to consider reducing your dosage…

Diabetes, is fucking hilarious.

Son, I own you

Nothing too special here, technology pun. About technology that is 30 years old. Because you know, pluggers are adorable down home Luddites with strong values for real things, blah blah blah.
But the real story here is another strip about the horror of animals owning other animals as pets. In many cases the same kind of animals they are. Perhaps they raise their children as pets? Like you can shit on the ground until you are 18 son, then is time for clothes and a job as a Walmart greeter.



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Collar. Caller. Collar. Caller. Maybe that works in Florida. (Or India?)

Another classic example of a plugger making sure you know how he feels,  we get it you hate outsourcing, and Florida perhaps? Maybe its the shitty pun that has him down. Or is he using the posters last name and its a racist burn?

Sheila you bitch

This is pretty run of the mill plugging, but what I love is Sheila Roo here, with her bitchy smug side eye.
Yes we know, you are an Australian aerobics instructor. You have a rocking hot kangaroo body, tightest pouch in town they say.  I have begun to imagine she really looks down on the rest of these dumpy ladies.

Bitch, you might want to lay off the blue eye shadow, shit went out with Jane Fonda.




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This was a rough one, its was a bit of a sad fest. You know, no one buys me cards.
but the real gem here is a comment from the man himself, pluggers mastermind Gary Brookins.
And its a fucking doozy, it also makes me wonder about the sadness his mail holds.

I have had numerous pluggers over the years write in to say that when their anniversary comes around, they both go to the card store, pick out a card for their spouse, exchange and read them, then put them back on the rack. By the way, today is actually Mrs. Plugger’s birthday . . . but I ain’t saying what her age is!

I would punch Jay in the nuts if this was his anniversary plan.

I like Ike, but its my hatred of Pluggers that brought me back.

Allright, I'm back.
It turns out that a month recovering from surgurey and dealing with such things as being unable to get off the toilet and needing help into the bathtub are actually so much like being a plugger I couldn't find the mocking in me. But I am on the mend and back to being my usually unkind self.

Without further ado, Lets begin


Yes, Pluggers please let the country go to complete fucking shit based on your love of Ike and hatred of buying new bumper stickers. Also what kind of fucking bumper sticker lasts for over 60 years?

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So this Plugger likes Mr. Godsey from 1972-1981 TV show “The Waltons”? {wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

This is fucking gibberish.

Another pleasure stolen

This is a common pluggers style joke: Pluggers don't get blank because they were too busy sacrificing. They were forced to drink cold coffee because children were busy sucking the joy out of life, and now you fancy lady dog with your blond locks are dumb enough to pay for it.

Its the like the opposite of a humble brag.

I would argue that whatever fancy sugar bomb that Farrah is ordering there is much better than the  ice cold folgers out of a Cathy coffee mug that Henrietta has in mind.

Also Pluggers are the salt of the earth and thus never happy.



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Hah! I like my coffee as black as possible, with as much intensity (strength) as possible… no sugar, no cream, no anything…. EXCEPT ICE!!!! I have always preferred my coffee cold (with ice is a plus) my entire life. But, I am that way with all beverages and foods. I simply do not like hot food or beverages…. when the food or beverage is hot… it is not enjoyable to me. 
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In a restaurant, I grew accustomed to ordering items that would normally be served at room temperature…. not because I dislike things like spaghetti and meatballs, or macaroni and cheese, or soup…. I like them a lot…. but it would be frustrating (to me and the people I was eating with) to have a piping hot plate of food served to me, and I would have to wait 20-30 minutes for it to cool down to relatively close to room temperature. So, when I go with family or other folks out to a restaurant, I invariably get sandwiches or salads… so I can eat at the same time as everyone else.

I hate this person. Just fuck him.
Imagine how often he talks about this hot food aversion. Ugh room temp meatballs.

Plugging along in this mortal coil

First post from work, now I am wasting time properly.

Other people this works for: Junkies, Stuntmen, people with terminal diseases

It seems weird to be having a conversation and mention some one and the response is "is he still alive?" Seems like someone is disappointed, why not just add in still? or won't they ever die?



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The person who asked if he were still alive doesn’t think much of him. Chances are it was a woman with same-gender attractions. They don’t like males.

I have said it before, I will say it again people really can work in any number of complaints into a pluggers comment. I had to read this a few times just to understand it. But from what I understand lesbians are constantly asking if men are still alive because they don't like them. They don't wish them ill will or try to kill them they just show their dislike by constantly asking if specific men are still alive. That will show them.

Suze Orman she ain't

Sigh, Henrietta the sisters are supposed to be doing it for themselves.
You on the other hand are doing it for 15 cents off cat food.
(As we have discussed in an earlier post keep them fed or they will turn on you, also skip the chicken flavored fancy feast)


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I was such a lonely kid, unwelcome at home, that I loved my paper routes. At one time I had 3 paper routes at the same time. I would collect money from my customers each month and they would sometimes invite me in from the cold where the warmth of the furnace would envelope me in comfort for a brief moment, before I was cast out into the harsh cold. Or in the summer the air conditioning would offer a tantalizing respite from the blazing heat. Sometimes I would wish one of those families would take an interest in me, or hopefully even take me in. But everyone was busy.

Fuuuck, classic pluggers sadness. These comments are like a time machine of sadness.
On the other hand why would they take you in?  That last "too busy" is the most passive aggressive thing I have ever read, no wonder no one took you in, you are terrible and unloved.
But you read comics online, that nice.

Still confused.

I am still confused over the pluggers and their relationship with technology, on the one hand they seem to still have rabbit ears (on the tv,  don't think there are any rabbit pluggers) but on the other hand this dude just bought a huge fucking television. Which probably would fit in the back seat as opposed to this dipshit way of carrying it.
That will show them over at Best Buy. Break the fucking thing before you get home. No fucks given.


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Gee, as deep as the carton is, maybe it’s one of those new Samsung “curved” TVs. As a side note, back when I was in business, Samsung (Korean made) was a real piece of junk! As far as I am concerned, it still is…

Take that Samsung, Burrnn. Was this dude in the TV business? I sense some old Korean wounds.

Young turks

Young Pluggers? thats a thing?Wouldn't that just mean people?
This dog just speeds to the front of the line? He's using a cell phone for fucks sakes, theres no pluggerness to this just the travails of being a young man in love.
I am sure the lady dog/chicken/kangaroo will be super into him when he describes himself as a young plugger.
Whats the plugger in the upper right telling me? He's really bad at plumbing and fishing?


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(actually there weren't many because the true pluggers now this is bullshit)

Hand-written letters from overseas with an APO address did it for me, but not without a lotta huggin and kissin before I GOT to that APO. Ah, memories……..

I googled this and it just means mail to soldiers overseas, He is playing it pretty blue with this talk of huggin and kissin. 

Call your grandma

If this doesn't break your heart you are stone cold.  Look how defeated she looks.Imagine how excited she was when she saw that light blinking, turns out it was just a reminder that the only thing keeping her alive is awaiting pick up. Will she eventually just stop picking them up?




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I don’t get voicemails from the Red Cross asking for an appointment to donate a pint, but I do sometimes get a call from them.
Even the Red Cross doesn't love her, and she has blood for them. Blood as life giving as the sweater she gave yu for Christmas you never thanked her for,

Twerking?

I feel like this is a tattleable offense amongst children.
 I also wonder what kind of fucked up sight it is when a nine year old dog twerks. The little pups eyes look like he has witnessed horror he cannot unsee.
What does mom think he is telling her Jenny is doing?

Is it possible the artist still doesn't know what twerking is?



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Twerking’ is different than ‘Tweeting’. I think(watch it, we are in dangerous territory) is a way of dancing from what I have seen.

Yup, seems about perfect.

Great Dane.

First of all we are letting foreigners submit pluggers now?
Does anyone care about Danish Accordions?
Did he win a radio contest? Or in addition to having all the greatest perks do the Danes also get one pluggers joke published? Because folks with a tax rate that high they better, am I right?
Yes I know healthcare, childcare, amazing benefits for the elderly and disabled and realistic unemployment benefits, are all well and good but how is their senior discount at the movies?
Because as seen in earlier Pluggers thats the entitlement program pluggers believe in, and vegetables you can beg from your neighbors.




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So a Plugger listens to any old thing, any CD he finds at Big Lots, anything at all, as long as it’s cheap? How insulting is that??….In the Real Deals store, I found a huge stack of CDs for a dollar each. Lindsay Lohan’s little sister had made a “Christmas album” (what they thought I guess would be a sure money maker for years to come). So everyone I gave a present to that year got a little bonus gift, to perk up their already merry holidays! …. There are still dozens of ‘A Lohan Christmas’ CDs there, waiting for good homes with indiscriminating Pluggers.

Is Lassie1 here burning Pluggers or just an incredibly shitty gift giver?
I read all his or her other comments on comics and am more confused than ever
http://www.gocomics.com/profiles/317571

I have got to get out of the house.

Ohh Pluggers

Entitlement is only for old people. They earned it.

Fuck everyone else. 

Best comment from go comics, Surprisingly (or perhaps not) all the comments were about movies prices. 

 I remember as kids down south seeing Journey to the Center of the Earth. Friends and I would stay all day in the theater and watched it two or three times. The theater wasn’t top notch like the ones they have today. Remember having to keep our feet up off the floor also because of pesky rodents that would be munching on popcorn on the dark floor.

Ahh the good old days, rodents.

If its good enough for god

I am confused by this, is it just to save the outfit? Aren't church clothes a little too fancy for the office?  Although judging by this business suits are modern church garb.



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In many cases, at least three hours. 
1.2 hour including getting out the door and the drive to the church
1 hour sitting in the worship part
1 hour sitting in the eating room chatting
1/2 going back and getting into the house.

An eating room? There's an eating room? I am rethinking atheism all the sudden.

This is not a solid situation

In the days I have been in the been in the pluggers game I have struggled with trying to capture the elusive question of what is a Plugger? 

Now I see its based on reaching an age that is also comfortable room temperature, and dying before it becomes uncomfortable again.

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Ever since we had Celsius forced upon us, I don’t know what the temperature is.

This guy can also talk some mad shit on metric I am guessing.

All you can eat, shame and sadness.

Poor pluggers, poor, poor pluggers.
They think buffets are real food. I mean look how fucking  panicked he looks.
I mean how terrible is your idea of a diet that it can be immediately ruined by a bogo at hometown buffet?

Damn it, all of my most shitty elitist feelings come out when I read a pluggers.
Seriously, I am becoming the worst person.




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Yeah, to the resturant that you want to go to but not to the 7 in town that do it all the time which you have been to too many times!!!

Pluggers fans are you never happy? Why do you use the comments section of a comic posted online to get it out? Does this happen,  Coupons from two two towns over?

You have nothing to live for

This is heart crushing sadness. And what makes it a classic? Gary Brookins only bestows the "classic" on the most pluggery of pluggers. Congratulations Brad Wesner of Simpsonville, SC. You really captured the soul sucking life of a plugger.

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This store doesn’t have the bucket on wheels for mopping duties?

Good looking out commenter. 

Get your pun game straight

This is exactly what bothers me about many Pluggers technology jokes they just don't really work. Yes I see its a stream, so the streaming pun works. but whats the online part?
Lazy punnng.


UPDATE I WAS WRONG I GET IT. ITS A LINE, YOU CATCH FISH ON IN A STREAM.
BROOKINS IS SMARTER THAN ME. THAT SAID ITS STILL SORT OF DUMB.
thank you.

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When I was a boy My father fished with plugs; I used grasshoppers. Then I heard about “fly fishing” so I went up in the attic and collected all the dead flies I could find by the window.

Let me be honest, they were all about fishing. This one combined puns at least.

like an avalanche of sadness

Look at him, unable to bring himself to stagger to bed and the sexless marriage with a chicken, because how would that even work?  My other concern is where is Henrietta? does her feathery mass even count as wear on the mattress. Her tears over sleeping alone must count for something, because I only see one recliner.




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Manufacturers would recommend replacement every ONE year if they thought anyone would believe them.

Fuck big mattress.

Real pluggers

Suck on that Federal Government, pluggers give charity to who they decide. To other people of their race and financial situation.....wait the race thing doesn't make sense, its a fucking chicken and a dog.
Pluggers, making us all reconsider our own prejudices.



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Real pluggers would practice canning. meaning storing food into jars to store for the winter. since many of their family and friends have the same fruits and veggies in THEIR yards as well.

Yes Henrietta if you were a REAL plugger, instead of the lady chicken start of the comic strip of the same name. Geez, commenter judge much?

Pluggers smell terrible

Is this because you can only afford one outfit on social security? Or because you are a filthy dude who don't give a fuck? I am assuming he just cut the sleeves off.



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About the same here. A friend died around that time and I inherited his wardrobe. He was a bit of a clothes-horse. Nine years later, I still have a couple boxes of slacks and shirts to go.

Holy Shit that is depressing. The fact that he is wearing them out box by box makes me feel like we may have a horder on our hands. 

The humble chicken really is all a dog needs.

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Isn't he married to a chicken?

Lovin it

Why would anyone be so stoked to be so emasculated? The name Bob Beers is really fake.

Perhaps I should do some investigative journalism and find out who these submitters are. 

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They’re “lovin’ it”

No they aren't.

Heck

Unlike younger folks who throw shampoo out as soon as it is a quarter full because we just do not give a FUCK.
Also I feel like this should be racy but as it is a bear and I see them topless all the time I guess its no big deal.
I suppose if the dog or whatever she is married to jumped n it might get pretty dirty pretty quick. Or he might have a stroke

Why am I assuming this is a woman?



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Heck when the bottle is 1/4 used fill it up with water then. Heck if you want cheap instead of buying low cal dressing but the fat stuff and when 1/3 done with it fill it with water. there you go us plugger rule

Someone here is trying to out plugger pluggers.

You never win until you die.

Pluggers, the only thing they succeed at is dying.



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My brother-in-law used to live in a gated community: Army base!

Seriously, you came to the Pluggers comments page to boast your brother in law was in the Army? That is a cry for attention that will not work. Half these people were in korea and the other half are reliving 'nam everytime they close their eyes. 

Everyday is Saturday

Yes its shitty to say but come on we all know why he is forgetting and it has nothing to do with the date changing everyday.  I swear to fuking god it would be really sad if you really were suffering from dementia and a fan of pluggers because they are constantly making light of your problems. Or maybe its just a good source for funny quips when suffering from senior moments.



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When I retired, I commented that every day was Saturday.
I soon discovered that on the weekends, the roads and stores are clogged with the people that are still working.
My revised assessment is there’s now five Saturdays, and two Mondays.

But no Sundays? Its not like a Plugger to turn his back on god like this.

Book on face

If I saw this  I might poke the dude with a stick. Then upon finding him alive would awkwardly laugh when he made this lame facebook joke.































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….book-on-face.

Doesn't know what Facebook is.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Her look of disgust is really fucking bitchy, fuck you Sheila just because you are an aerobics instructor the dinner table is no place for body shaming.




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I was smart this year. Had little plates of everything about every 2 hours. Wasn’t miserable at all.

Is this advice for the dog in pluggers? Because he's not real.

Sleep with one eye open

They are just waiting to eat you lady. Not only because you are old but because you are chicken.


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My three Tom’s guarded me for three weeks when I came home after open heart surgery. They left my bed just long enough to grab a bite to eat and use the litter box. I was never left alone during this time. At least one cat was always next to me during my early recovery. Love my boys!

Ok, no snark here thats just really nice.

Til death do you part

the anguish of the lady dog as she copes with her husband's dementia is heartbreaking, she's just happy he can still read the paper.







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makes you wonder and brings a tear to your eye….. when adults in their 50s-60s…. you only remember as young kids…. pass on


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Pluggers are dropping science

Yes gravity is always winning, pulling you down into your eventual icy grave.
Its also making your ass fat.



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Then you get ‘bone loss’ and you have to build it back up or at least learn to live with it when you get back ! ! !

This bitch will do anything to bring up her bone loss.

garage doors aren't the only thing opening.

Fuck this dude gets a lot of tail. I mean that in two ways, actual sex based on what a bad ass he thinks he is and of course the tail of his chicken wife. Because dogs fucking chickens is just how middle america sees themselves.

does he just clip anything he can on his belt?





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You might like it that way. But what about those who do not have full usage of their body? Sometimes a plugger needs to adapt to using technology because their body is unable to do full physical stuff anymore.

Sigh. 

Falling apart is fun

It can be so hard to tell if you are simply having some physical problems or if something more serious and mental is happening. I would also fucking cry if someone did this in front of me.




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What is the most interesting floater shape you have ever had?
My was of a barred spiral galaxy

Good lord that is some dark pluggers real talk.

Ok. Let's just do this.

For Joel.

So pluggers huh?

 Not a bad idea. When you think of getting old it's often a sad depressing world populated by animals mating across all species lines, against all of gods laws, and bitching about the cost of prescriptions.

and all the punchlines are reader submitted.

Here's some background, I think it's really important to really know who you are talking about.  From Wikipedia naturally.

Recurring characters

• Andy Bear is a father of three who works as a foreman and estimator at construction company. He is married to Sheila Roo.
• Sheila Roo is an aerobics instructor from Australia and the wife of Andy Bear.
• Carl Rhinowski, a rhinoceros construction worker.
• Earl Houndstooth, a dog, married to Henrietta Beak.
• Henrietta Beak, a hen, married to Earl Houndstooth who works at Costco.
• Doreen, who works at Costco with Henrietta.

Past characters

• Hamilton Ivory, Andy's technophobic employer.
• Ginger, a canine café owner.
• Alan Litigator, a lawyer and alligator.
• Moose K. MacMoose III, a wealthy, retired moose.
• Dingo, a bear cub.
• DeeDee Doo, a hair stylist who, being a bird, actually has no hair of her own.
• Arthur Goldwyn, a salesman lion

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