Yes we know, you are an Australian aerobics instructor. You have a rocking hot kangaroo body, tightest pouch in town they say. I have begun to imagine she really looks down on the rest of these dumpy ladies.
Bitch, you might want to lay off the blue eye shadow, shit went out with Jane Fonda.
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This was a rough one, its was a bit of a sad fest. You know, no one buys me cards.
but the real gem here is a comment from the man himself, pluggers mastermind Gary Brookins.
And its a fucking doozy, it also makes me wonder about the sadness his mail holds.
I have had numerous pluggers over the years write in to say that when their anniversary comes around, they both go to the card store, pick out a card for their spouse, exchange and read them, then put them back on the rack. By the way, today is actually Mrs. Plugger’s birthday . . . but I ain’t saying what her age is!
I would punch Jay in the nuts if this was his anniversary plan.
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