Another pleasure stolen

This is a common pluggers style joke: Pluggers don't get blank because they were too busy sacrificing. They were forced to drink cold coffee because children were busy sucking the joy out of life, and now you fancy lady dog with your blond locks are dumb enough to pay for it.

Its the like the opposite of a humble brag.

I would argue that whatever fancy sugar bomb that Farrah is ordering there is much better than the  ice cold folgers out of a Cathy coffee mug that Henrietta has in mind.

Also Pluggers are the salt of the earth and thus never happy.



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Hah! I like my coffee as black as possible, with as much intensity (strength) as possible… no sugar, no cream, no anything…. EXCEPT ICE!!!! I have always preferred my coffee cold (with ice is a plus) my entire life. But, I am that way with all beverages and foods. I simply do not like hot food or beverages…. when the food or beverage is hot… it is not enjoyable to me. 
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In a restaurant, I grew accustomed to ordering items that would normally be served at room temperature…. not because I dislike things like spaghetti and meatballs, or macaroni and cheese, or soup…. I like them a lot…. but it would be frustrating (to me and the people I was eating with) to have a piping hot plate of food served to me, and I would have to wait 20-30 minutes for it to cool down to relatively close to room temperature. So, when I go with family or other folks out to a restaurant, I invariably get sandwiches or salads… so I can eat at the same time as everyone else.

I hate this person. Just fuck him.
Imagine how often he talks about this hot food aversion. Ugh room temp meatballs.

Plugging along in this mortal coil

First post from work, now I am wasting time properly.

Other people this works for: Junkies, Stuntmen, people with terminal diseases

It seems weird to be having a conversation and mention some one and the response is "is he still alive?" Seems like someone is disappointed, why not just add in still? or won't they ever die?



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The person who asked if he were still alive doesn’t think much of him. Chances are it was a woman with same-gender attractions. They don’t like males.

I have said it before, I will say it again people really can work in any number of complaints into a pluggers comment. I had to read this a few times just to understand it. But from what I understand lesbians are constantly asking if men are still alive because they don't like them. They don't wish them ill will or try to kill them they just show their dislike by constantly asking if specific men are still alive. That will show them.