Ok. Let's just do this.

For Joel.

So pluggers huh?

 Not a bad idea. When you think of getting old it's often a sad depressing world populated by animals mating across all species lines, against all of gods laws, and bitching about the cost of prescriptions.

and all the punchlines are reader submitted.

Here's some background, I think it's really important to really know who you are talking about.  From Wikipedia naturally.

Recurring characters

• Andy Bear is a father of three who works as a foreman and estimator at construction company. He is married to Sheila Roo.
• Sheila Roo is an aerobics instructor from Australia and the wife of Andy Bear.
• Carl Rhinowski, a rhinoceros construction worker.
• Earl Houndstooth, a dog, married to Henrietta Beak.
• Henrietta Beak, a hen, married to Earl Houndstooth who works at Costco.
• Doreen, who works at Costco with Henrietta.

Past characters

• Hamilton Ivory, Andy's technophobic employer.
• Ginger, a canine café owner.
• Alan Litigator, a lawyer and alligator.
• Moose K. MacMoose III, a wealthy, retired moose.
• Dingo, a bear cub.
• DeeDee Doo, a hair stylist who, being a bird, actually has no hair of her own.
• Arthur Goldwyn, a salesman lion

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