I almost don’t want to say anything, the lack of a joke is
just writing itself.
Instead focus on that dude cleaning under this cadavers
fingers.
Once a plugger, always a plugger.
Also what kind of terrible fucking mortician would say that
to a grieving widow at the funeral, right next to the coffin.
Once a plugger, Always a plugger.
This is also one of those ones that I wonder how much
Brookins came up with and how much the submitter. In this case Dave Mclane of Clarion
Pennsylvania. Did he just submit “once a plugger, always a plugger”? or was
there a sketch? Or a description of a hard working mortician having to clean a
grubby pluggers body.
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This is another one where I have to include two comments. Please note the top commenters name.
Luv Them Pluggers said:
I never understood those folks who bury Grandpa wearing his glasses. Do we really need them in heaven? I thought we got brand new everything, if we’d been good. oh, oh…
Saucy 1121 said:
@LuvThemPluggers
Usually glasses are removed before the casket is closed. Left on for the viewing since most people were used to seeing the deceased that way. Funeral home will give them to the family or pass them on to a charity.
Your grandfather is going to hell, but at least his glasses will go to charity.
I always wonder that about the submissions, too!
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