Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Once a plugger, always a plugger

I almost don’t want to say anything, the lack of a joke is just writing itself.

Instead focus on that dude cleaning under this cadavers fingers.
Once a plugger, always a plugger.

Also what kind of terrible fucking mortician would say that to a grieving widow at the funeral, right next to the coffin.
Once a plugger, Always a plugger.

This is also one of those ones that I wonder how much Brookins came up with and how much the submitter. In this case Dave Mclane of Clarion Pennsylvania. Did he just submit “once a plugger, always a plugger”? or was there a sketch? Or a description of a hard working mortician having to clean a grubby pluggers body.



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Luv Them Pluggers said:
I never understood those folks who bury Grandpa wearing his glasses. Do we really need them in heaven? I thought we got brand new everything, if we’d been good. oh, oh…
Saucy 1121 said: 
@LuvThemPluggers 
Usually glasses are removed before the casket is closed. Left on for the viewing since most people were used to seeing the deceased that way. Funeral home will give them to the family or pass them on to a charity.

Your grandfather is going to hell, but at least his glasses will go to charity.

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