You on the other hand are doing it for 15 cents off cat food.
(As we have discussed in an earlier post keep them fed or they will turn on you, also skip the chicken flavored fancy feast)
Best comment from Go Comics
I was such a lonely kid, unwelcome at home, that I loved my paper routes. At one time I had 3 paper routes at the same time. I would collect money from my customers each month and they would sometimes invite me in from the cold where the warmth of the furnace would envelope me in comfort for a brief moment, before I was cast out into the harsh cold. Or in the summer the air conditioning would offer a tantalizing respite from the blazing heat. Sometimes I would wish one of those families would take an interest in me, or hopefully even take me in. But everyone was busy.
Fuuuck, classic pluggers sadness. These comments are like a time machine of sadness.
On the other hand why would they take you in? That last "too busy" is the most passive aggressive thing I have ever read, no wonder no one took you in, you are terrible and unloved.
But you read comics online, that nice.